So Let me explain this Picture. Charlie thought I was a dork for taking this picture, but it is really funny. We got cash to go and buy or Van, and we got it all in $100 bills. I always think it is cool to have "a" $100 bill, but 22 $100 bills was AWESOME!! We only had it for a while, but I felt rich for that moment. Anyways here it is!
Ok this picture was probably one of the WORST days I have had to date being a mom. Jake started this day off with a BANG! He woke up 'very quietly' (he does this when he wants to get or do something he knows is naughty) so I wasn't awake yet. I had left a box of cereal on the kitchen table, and he emptied it onto the floor (mind you it was Fruity Pebbles, so TINY cereal). I woke up to giggling, which I enjoyed until I saw the DISASTER...he was cracking himself up throwing it ALL OVER the kitchen!! So as I am cleaning that mess up, he got ahold of a sharpie marker and had it out all over the walls, the bedroom door, and his furnature in his room. (which only some I was able to get off, and I am going to have to refinish his furnature to get that off) So I get all upset at him, and I give him a Magic Eraser to clean it up himself. While I am in getting it off my doors, and walls he proceeds to start using wipes (like the Butt kind). So when I go in to check and see how much he was getting off, I had a WHOLE (costco refill) wipes ALL OVER his room. I think to myself ok well get it all out, can't get any worse. Meanwhile Sophie is hanging out in her crib still so I can clean, and follow Jake around cleaning up after him. So by 10am I am beat, I had planned on cleaning which wasn't getting done at this point. I also had a hair appointment coming at 10:30. So I get it to a point that my house isn't a disaster, and while I am doing hair, I was trying to keep a close tab on Jake. I heard the water come on in the Kitchen, went to check on him, and he said I just need to wash my hands. So I say ok, just hurry and then get down. After a minute or two, the water wasn't going off. So I went in to see what the trouble was, to my suprise he has emptied a almost full 32 oz of dawn into the sink (that had so convieniently gotten plugged by a bowl) and was flooding my Kitchen. At this point I NEED a Straight Jaket I have decided to even begin to think of getting things done. I was glad I had gotten my floor cleaned up from the Cereal...or that would have been Gross to clean! Once again, Sophie 'my Angel Child' that day was just playing, and being good. So 12:30 rolls along and I decide, lets lay them down so I can get some things done. I was defineatly needing a Jake Break as I call them. So, I lay them down...only to be stressed out more, because why would I think that Jake would want to lay down TODAY?? Well, after like 10 times walking in and making them be quiet and lay down again, they finally got quiet. Well not 15 min later I hear them, so I go in to THIS...
VASOLINE!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME...I jinxed myself by saying that the day couldn't get any worse (words I will NEVER use again). The only thing missing from the pictures is Sophie had a shirt on, and it looked like she had jumped into water with it, it had like a 1 in x 1 in patch that wasn't covered in Vasoline. And it was all over the walls, the pics I had of the walls just didn't do it Justice. And Jake, who had already been stripped down at this point and was in the tub. And couinsidently thought those vicious words again...but who would have thought it could get worse that that. Well by the time I got Sophie stripped down, and on her way to the bathroom, I heard water running...(not out of the faucet) ONLY WORSE! Jake had pulled the little potty that was sitting next to the tub, and was filling it up and pouring it onto the floor...OH MY HECK!!! All I can say is I looked to see how long until Charlie would be home, it was about 2:30 and he gets off at 3...I called him and told him to get home RIGHT AFTER work, I needed him to come and take care of Jake. I washed Sophie's hair like 10 times with baby shampoo first, then I used mine becuse the baby stuff just wasn't cutting it. Only to finally use a Deep Cleanser, and Dawn to help cut through the grease. if you look closely at the picture with her in the tub ( trying to get out) the water was just beading up and rolling off her body like a duck! Well I got her out, with greasy hair still (that lasted about a week, NO JOKE) and drained the tub, and made Jake sit there until his dad got home, which couldn't have come soon enough. Well to top it off, I thought he has no water, no vasoline he couldn't do any more damage...he emptied a roll of floss that was on the bathroom sink. Which really any other day wouldn't have been a big deal, but to be proceeded by all the rest...Well you get the picture. I WAS DONE. Well the next story happened about a week or so later...2 words: Nail Polish
He got it all over my leather Couch, he was lucky that I had someone there getting their haircut, so it gave me time to cool off and handle it better. Which I need to work on...but Luckily it came off.
The next couple of Collages, are pictures that I have found on my camera. I cannot delete them, because I think they are funny. SO enjoy Photography by Jake.
Yep, he took a picture down a Pringles Can...so funny. And that pic of Kason's eye, the flash was probably REALLY bright!
The next couple of Collages, are pictures that I have found on my camera. I cannot delete them, because I think they are funny. SO enjoy Photography by Jake.
Yep, he took a picture down a Pringles Can...so funny. And that pic of Kason's eye, the flash was probably REALLY bright!
